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Brown Man Clothing Co. - Funky Desi T-Shirts for Men and Women
Desi T-Shirts for Women and Men

Welcome to Brown World! A page devoted to everything that surrounds our culture. This page is dedicated to you, the individuals of the Brown World.What can you expect to find here? Anything and everything. Send us pictures of you in your Brown Man Clothing Co. apparel and chances are that you will be showcased here. You will also find articles, images, pictures or even e-mails from people ranting or raving about anything and everything. Be sure to check back frequently as this page is updated on a daily basis.

Brown Man Clothing Co. - Funky Desi Clothing for Men and Women

Funny Desi World!
Brown Man Clothing Co. - Funky Desi Pictures
From Sandeep of New Delhi. "... while waiting for the bus one morning, I saw this rickshaw and had a good laugh. I wanted to share it with your site and everyone who visits!" Thanks Sandeep. Talk about Pimp My Ride! Only in India!
The new Fall line up of Burqas in Afghanistan!!
Um, notice a difference?
The Hijabi Special Task Force
Hijabi's Kicking Ass? Oh yeah! And we've got the proof right here! Check it out, a special Hijabi Ops Task Force created to uphold and enforce the law in your area. Don't mess with this elite band of super kick ass hijabi women!

Hijabi's Kick Ass!
Hijabi's Kick Ass!

Proof that you don't mess with a hijabi! Especially one that has a license to carry a gun. This one caps a few into a couple out past their curfew and being out without the escort of a man! Question, what is the one doing in the trunk anyhow?
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You think that you can escape? Ha! Think again! Check out these women in action! Equipped with the best and hidden in their burqas, these women can scale down a wall and break into any room in a matter of seconds. And they can do it all without being detected. Spider-Man, eat your heart out!
Hijabi's Kicking Ass! Brought to you by Brown Man Clothing Co. Hijabi's Kicking Ass! Brought to you by Brown Man Clothing Co.
Check out ride that these women have access to! A suped up Mercedes complete with non straddling doors where they can lean out of and cap your ass if need be! These pics were taken during a drive by. Armed with the most sophisticated automatic weapons, these chicks can pop a cap in your ass with the utmost accuracy while not having a single strand of hair fall out! Now that takes talent!

 

 

Even blindfolded these women can dismantle, clean and put their guns back together and take a shot at your non Islamic evil ways and you would not even know what hit you. Next time you're walking the streets holding 'a friends' hand and you feel a sharp shooting pain in your neck, chest or crotch, chances are, you've just been Hijabized.


Ah summer time! There is nothing like relaxing at the beach with your mate on a nice hot summers day. Yup. Even if you're covered in a burqa from head to toe and wearing black rubber gloves.

You know us here at Brown Man Clothing Co. like hijabi's, but this, well, er, this is kind of weird really. If we weren't desi, we'd be thinking that this man is about to be attacked by some sea creature. But, what it comes down to is this, even burqas are hot! So when you're wearing one, you may need to go for a nice dip to cool off.

Swimming Burqa Lady - Brown Man Clothing Co.
Funny Desi Stuff - Brown Man Clothing Co.

We are all about freedom of speech and protesting what you feel is warranted but c'mon! If you're going to make a statement, at least make sure that your sign is spelled correctly!

 

The below image was sent to us by Jasgeet from Indiana. She wrote:

"... hey Brown Man Clothing Co., check out some of the shirts that are out there. Funny? In bad taste? Not sure. But your stuff is a lot better..."

Funny Desi Stuff - Brown Man Clothing Co.

Thanks Jasgeet. Not bad. Stereotypical but whatever. If desis cannot poke fun at themselves then what?

For Those HARD CORE Paan Eaters!

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian firm has launched a paan-flavoured condom designed to evoke the pungent taste of the betel nut and tobacco concoction chewed and then spat out by millions of South Asians, newspapers reported on Tuesday. Hindustan Latex Ltd. is targeting the new condom range at prostitutes, who are among the most vulnerable to sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS, the Hindustan Times reported. The company ran taste tests with sex workers, including prototypes with chocolate, banana and strawberry flavours, but the paan flavour came out tops. "The community loved it as most of the sex workers chew paan," Sanjeev Gaikwad was quoted as saying at the launch in Mumbai. Gaikwad is a director at Family Health International, a public health organisation that helped develop the condom. Paan is a mildly intoxicating preparation wrapped in a leaf, usually containing tobacco, betel nut and flavourings, and is hugely popular across South Asia. It is chewed to a mouth-staining red pulp before being spat out. The condoms will at first be made available only to prostitutes, but will we launched to the general public in a few months, the newspaper said.

 

Even Rednecks have their own t-shirts with messages. Wow! Who knew that they could spell such big words! Maybe they should have written the Denmark protestors sign!

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Wow. There just too many things to say for this one. We thought that this picture was so much fun that we've turned it into a contest!

Think that you've got what it takes to outwit our staff? If so, check out our contest. In the meantime, check out this funky site: ratemyturban.com.

Feed the Paranoia!

Desi Culture - Islamic Sign at Music Store

This image was sent to us by Guldeep D. of Houston, TX. He wrote:

"... Brown Man, check out what my local record store had for everyone to see. What is this world coming to?"

We agree! Has this world gone mad? Another compilation of Rod Stewart songs? Why? Do we really need another one? UGH! Well, thanks for that one Guldeep (although we have no idea why he sent it to us... must have some sort of crush on Rod?)

Has the world gone mad yet again? Another Brown Man cake? Really? There is more than one in existance?

Nope! This one comes to us from Aseem L. from San Francisco, CA. He wrote:

"I got a promotion at my job last year. At work, I am the only desi guy there and I started to refer to myself as the brown man when I came across your site. It became a joke at work. My wife surprised me with this cake when I told her the good news. You can post it on your site if it is okay."

Yes Aseem L., it is quite okay! Congrats on the promo. How was the cake?

Funky Brown Man Cake


Are these cool or what? Throw away those tin containers that your parents forced you to take to school! Replace it with these bad boys! Have lunch with a Hindu god such as Krishna or Ganesh.
These lunchboxes are funky and stylin'!
For more info, click here.
Funny Desi T-Shirts Sent by Brown Man Clothing Co. Fans from Around the World

Funky cool desi shirts are just everywhere! This comes to us from Rabhia K: "Hey Brown Man. I had to take a picture of this guy for your site. I saw this guy while vacationing in Denmark." Thanks Rabhia! And thanks to the guy giving you the tongue in this picture!
We think he likes you...




Our newest addition to our gallery comes to us from Rosa L. Rosa sent us a picture of her wearing our incredibly sexy 'Dancing Girl' shirt. Rosa wrote:

"... a friend of mine introduced me to Brown Man Clothing Co. and I immediatelly fell in love with this shirt. It fits great and the image is different. It looks great... even on a white chick like me!"

We agree with you on that one Rosa! You look great and it is great to see non desis also wearing Brown Man Clothing Co. apparel.

What else does Rosa get? A whopping 10% discount off of her next order with Brown Man Clothing Co. Why? Because she sent us a picture of her in our apparel. What are you waiting for?

Brown Man Clothing Co. - Desi Girl T Shirts

We love seeing you in our shirts. Why? Because they're so darn sexy on women that's why. These pictures were sent by Shenaaz showing off her Brown Man 74 shirt. Shenaaz wrote to Brown Man Clothing Co. and said, "I love your stuff and I especially love this shirt. It is incredibly comfortable and I love how it fits. My husband drools over me in it!" Well Shenaaz, we sure can see why!

Desi Men Clothing - Evil Desi Guy

In all the years that I have known my husband, he has never volunteered to pose for a picture or wanted his picture taken. The day he bought his Evil Desi Guy shirt he requested for me to take a picture of him. Go figure. I must say, he does look good in it.

- Noreen
Toronto, ON
Crazy Desis do Crazy Things!

Of course its a desi family! What other culture would sit with the family, watching their favourite program while their living room is flooded with a foot of water? I wonder if the poor uncle ji outside is shaking his head, embarassed at his lazy ass family!

I know what you're thinking "Where is a toaster when you need one?"

 

Hijabi's Are Hot!

Really? Is there a point to taking this picture? When viewing this photo in years to come is one of these ladies going to say, "Hey, that's me, the one on the left!" while one of her friends argues with her and says, "No! That's me on the left, you're the second from the right! I know because you had too much daal that day! " They may as well just have just turned their backs while taking this picture really, it wouldn't have made a difference. But whatever. Just remember, 'Hijabi's Are Hot!'

Hijabi's Are Hot!

Italians Celebrating Their World Cup Victory?

Italian Desis

Italian Desis


Hijabi's Are Hot!
Funny Desi T-Shirts from Around the World!
From a Freedom of Expression Rally in London's Trafalgar Square.


Before Michael Jackson become known as the King of Pop,
he was actually breaking ground in Bollywood as the
King of Bollywood. Don't believe us?
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